He aha kāna hana ʻana i ka lua me kēlā manamana lima me he lāʻau lā?
ʻElua... ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ka mea e ʻōlelo aku ai
Nui maoli ka dick, akā no ke aha ke ʻano pana pua ʻē? Ua kiʻi ʻia me kahi pahu pahu huna liʻiliʻi? ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea i hiki ai i kahi wahine palupalu ke hoʻolauna iā ia iho i kahi monster. Ua noʻonoʻo mau wau ʻo nā wahine ʻeleʻele momona momona wale nō e hiki ke hoʻokō i kēia!
I ka wā i kukuli ai ka blonde e ʻoluʻolu i ka bartender - he mea hoʻowalewale loa! He ʻili ʻeleʻele, ʻeleʻele kona ʻano nani me kona kala lauoho. Nui ka poʻe makemake e noho i loko o nā kāmaʻa o kēia kāne a moe pū me kahi pēpē e like me ia!
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Pono ʻia ʻo Baba e like me ka hana a kēia kanaka, ʻo ia hoʻi, e hoʻokuʻu i ka moa nui i loko o kāna puʻu a hoʻomaka i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka ipo me ka ikaika a hiki i kona hauʻoli. A laila e hoʻolei ʻo ia i kāna sperm ma luna ona.)
The stepmother took up the cause, deciding to accustom her stepdaughter to quick sex. The only way to work her vagina was with a strap-on. The masquerade was a success.
ʻAʻole ʻae kēia Masha i kekahi dick ma mua ona. Ua kū wale ʻo Stepa e noho a hoʻomaha. A hele mai kēlā ʻuhane iā ia. Pehea ʻoe e pale aku ai? ʻO ia ke ʻano o nā kāne - hoʻokuʻu ʻoe i kāu moa e hele i waho no hoʻokahi hola, a ʻike ʻoe, ua wili mua kekahi iā ia i loko o ka asshole. A laila hana ʻo ia e like me ke akahele - ʻaʻole ʻae kona makuahine iā ia, ma hope o ka male ʻana! Pono ʻoe e huki iā lākou i ka pō mua!
Nā wikiō pili
ʻO kaʻu mea makemake e pili ana i nā ʻAmelika, inā lākou e hoʻolauleʻa i kekahi mea, hana lākou e like me ko lākou hiki. ʻAʻole wale lākou i hoʻokomo i nā lole Halloween, ua hana pū lākou i ka moe kolohe ʻohana. ʻO ia ke ʻano hanana aʻu e makemake ai e komo i loko.