Hana ʻia nā kaikamahine Elf e hōʻoluʻolu i nā ʻano moʻolelo. No laila, hauʻoli loa ka ʻōniʻoniʻo i ka lawe ʻana i ka pāpālina a hoʻokuʻu iā ia iho e hoʻopaʻa ʻia e Santa Claus. He ʻike e mau ana i ka makahiki a pau!
He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
Aia ʻo ia i ka hoki
ʻO wai ka mea makemake i ka moekolohe e hele mai iaʻu ma Bishkek
ʻAʻole wau makemake i nā wahine ʻiliʻili, makemake wau e loaʻa kahi mea e paʻa ai i koʻu mau lima! Akā, ua hoʻowalewale kēia nani iaʻu, ʻoluʻolu a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi ʻo ia i ka dick, ʻike wale ʻo ia i kona makemake!
♪ Makemake au e moe ♪
Me ia mau akamai i ka hoʻowalewale ʻana i ka haku, e hele ana kēia kahu hale lecherous a hiki i ka lilo ʻana i haku wahine o kēia hale.
Nā wikiō pili
He wela kēlā, manaʻo wau e loaʻa iā mākou kahi haku e like me ia!)